A3 Axiqar
Yulia Davudi of ⁺Hassar ⁺Baba-čanga in Sydney, Australia
In times of old, there was, the story goes, there was there was not, there was a king, Sanxiro the king of the Assyrians, and Axiqar, the wise man, as they called him, the wise man, that is learned man. Just as you are a professor, he also was very learned. All the world knew him. Axiqar had worked also with the father of the king. With his father he had held the office of vizier, (he was) vizier. But he had no children. Axiqar had no children. He had sixty wives. He had sixty wives. He had many palaces, palaces, very beautiful houses, but he had no children.
One day he summoned many learned men, such as geomancers, magicians. He summoned many people to do something, fortune-tellers were reading fortunes to him, in order for him to have a child. No word (of a child) was forthcoming from them. Afterwards, after no word was forthcoming from them, he appealed to his god. He appealed to his god. He appealed to God. He said to him ‘Oh God, I implore you, give me a son.’ God gave him an answer. He said ‘You will not have a son, because formerly you went to people who were made by hand, not to God. You went to other people, who could not do this for you. You will not have a son. Make the son of your sister—Natan, his name was Natan—your own son. Teach him. Take care of him. Make him your own son. He will be for your old age when you have become old, he will be a son for you. When you die, he will close your eyes.’
He goes to Natan, the son of his sister, and makes him his son. He teaches him many things, so that he can be in the royal court, not in the streets, and so forth. He teaches him so he can live, work, move, eat, drink and do everything in the household of the king, only in the house of the king, not outside. He teaches him. He teaches many things. The boy grows up. He gives him many things: beautiful clothes, fine food. He tells him many things. He teaches him. He gives his son many pieces of advice. Some of this advice, for example, was that he said ‘My son, do not be too hot and do not be too cold. My son, do not laugh at people who are your friends, because they may grow up and later laugh at you. Do not eat forbidden food. Eat proper, good food.’ He teaches him many of these things. ‘Do not be with a woman whose husband has died, do not marry her, because she will always be saying “my husband, my husband”. Do not go after beauty. Beauty will not last for you. Do not go after great wealth. Be a learned man. Be a soft man. The softer the ground is, the more water sinks into it. But if the ground is hard, when water is poured out, it flows away. Be like the ground. Be like a mulberry. Do not be like an almond. An almond tree first produces leaves and then produces its fruit. But you be like the mulberry. Be like the mulberry. First it gives all the fruit to people and afterwards (produces) leaves. Be soft. Be loving. Be merry. Be a good man.’ He tells him many of these things. He teaches him perhaps four-hundred, five-hundred such things.
One day—I shall shorten it a little—one day the king says to Axiqar ‘Axiqar, you have become very old. Have you somebody you can put in your place, because there is nobody like you?’ His heart was seeking somebody who would be like him. Axiqar says to the king ‘Oh king, be well, I have raised Natan, my son, I have brought him up, I have taught him only for this purpose, only so that he would be in your service, for your royal court.’ He says ‘Very well.’ One day Axiqar takes his son, when he has become a mature young man, he takes him to Nebuchadnezzar. King Nebuchadnezzar tells him everything, he sees that he is suitable to be a minister for him in the royal court. He appoints him there. Axiqar goes home.
Natan had a brother. Axiqar showed love to this brother, the other brother that he had. When these two were children, he showed love to one and the other becomes discontented. When Axiqar shows love to that younger brother, his son Natan whom he had brought up and was (now) in the royal court became discontented. He became jealous. Axiqar made an arrangement for this child that they would give him money, give him a house, because Natan was in the household of the king. Natan became very discontented that Axiqar made a distinction, made a distinction between this son and himself.
What did he do? He wrote a letter on behalf of Axiqar to the king of Egypt saying ‘I, Axiqar—come to Nineveh and I shall give it to you without a battle. I want to see you.’ But Axiqar has no word of this. Natan, his son, does this. He writes to the king ‘King, be well, on such-and-such a day, such-and-such a date, the king of Egypt, Pharaoh, will make an attack on you, an attack, a war. He has brought the army in order to come to fight with you.’ The letter is in two parts. He sends one to Pharaoh on behalf of Axiqar and one he sends to the king saying ‘King, be well, Pharaoh wants to fight with you. He says to Pharaoh ‘Come, I shall see you at a certain place, in order to give the land to you, without a fight.’ Natan gives this letter to king Nebuchadnezzar. Then, afterwards, Natan says to the king ‘Do you see what my father is doing against you? For how many years has he eaten and drunk in your presence! He has grown up in your house but now he has become treacherous to you. He has turned out to be treacherous to you. He wants to cause you to be smitten by Pharaoh. If you do not believe, come with me, let’s go to such-and-such a place.’ To Axiqar he writes a letter on behalf of the king. He writes a letter to Axiqar ‘To Axiqar, Pharaoh is making an attack against us. He has an army. Muster a stronger army so that I can see it (stand) before Pharaoh.’ Axiqar does not know. He musters all the army when he receives this letter. He musters the army. On the other side Pharaoh approaches. He (Natan) says to the king ‘Now do you believe? Pharaoh has come here to make an attack and Axiqar has mustered the army.’ The king becomes unhappy. He says to Natan ‘Bring him to me.’ He says ‘No, you have no business with him. Give him into my hands. I know what I shall do to him.’ ‘But, brother, son’—the king says to Natan—‘bring him so that I can see why he has done this.’ They bring Axiqar into the presence of the king. The king says to him ‘Axiqar, what evil had I done to you that you did this against me? You have gathered the army against me. Pharaoh is approaching from the other side against me. You want to let the country be ruined?’ Axiqar is tongue-tied. He is embarrassed and tongue-tied, he is unable to talk.
We reached the place where the king says to him ‘Axiqar, what have you done to me? What have I done to you that you have done this? You have been in my house for years.’ But Axiqar becomes so embarrassed that he has nothing to say, he has been insulted. He kept quiet. He is unable to talk. However much he wants to talk, he cannot do so. He (the king) gives him to a man and says ‘Take Axiqar and kill him. Take him and kill him.’ They bring him to kill him. He sends word to his wife—I have forgotten the name of his wife, she has a name. He sends word to his wife (saying) ‘I am coming home. Prepare dinner and drink, everything.’ The wife knows what is happening. It is said that she was very clever. She knows what is happening. They come home and she offers food and drink. (As) the executioner is drinking, he (Axiqar) says to him—he has a name but I have forgotten the name, the executioner has a name—he says to him, Axiqar says to him, he says ‘I am not guilty. Do not kill me. Once they wanted to kill your father, but I did not kill him. The king became sad, he became sad (and wondered) why they killed him, but I had not killed him. I took him away and gave him to the king. The king was very glad. He gave me gifts, rewards. I am not guilty, do not kill me.’ He (the executioner) says ‘But what should I do? The king said that I should take your head to him there.’ He said ‘There is a man in prison who resembles me.’ All the soldiers who were with him are all drunk and inebriated. None of them knows about it. ‘Kill him and take him (to the king).’ He takes that man and kills him. He takes him to the king (saying) ‘I have killed Axiqar.’ For Axiqar outside …. outside his house they dig a hole, two metres, three metres deep. They put Axiqar there. They leave a hole so that his breathing would not be cut off. They put there water, bread, they put there everything for him. He takes the head of the man to Nebuchadnezzar (saying) ‘I have killed Axiqar’ and gives it to him. Natan, his son—the king says to Natan his son ‘Go and take the body of your father, Axiqar, and bury him.’ Natan comes but does nothing to his father. He just throws him down. He comes to the house of his father, he eats, he drinks, he sings, he dances, he leaps around. He wants to be with his mother, who has nurtured him, the wife of Axiqar, as a husband. But Axiqar, as we said, sees (everything). He (Natan) wants to beat all the housekeepers and servants. He beats them and harasses them. You know what I am saying. He harasses them a lot. Time passes in this way. One day Pharaoh writes a letter to Nebuchadnezzar and says—he knows that Axiqar died—after Axiqar dies, Pharaoh writes a letter to Nebuchadnezzar saying ‘I want your learned men from your land, to give me a response to four or five things, to solve for me a puzzle, a puzzle, I don’t know, a thing, a problem. If your people solve it for me, I shall give you thirty years of the income of my land—income, that is what comes from my land, wheat, gold, silver, everything, thirty years, I shall give you the produce of my land from every place for thirty years.’ Do you understand? That is ‘I shall give you the produce from my land for thirty years.’ That is, wheat, grapes, wine, gold, silver, cattle, buffaloes, everything. This is what ‘income’ is. ‘I shall bring everything out of my land, I shall bring out wealth, and give it to you for thirty years. If not, you must give me my expenditure for thirty years.’
King Nebuchadnezzar summons many learned people, viziers, stewards, every kind of people, magicians, he summons every kind of people in order to give him a response concerning the puzzle, to give a response to Pharaoh regarding this matter. Everybody who comes says ‘With respect, king, we do not know, perhaps Natan knows, Natan was brought up by Axiqar.’ They summon Natan. Natan says ‘I do not know. I cannot give you the answers.’ Pharaoh asks Nebuchadnezzar to construct a house in the air. Pharaoh asks Nebuchadnezzar for … a house suspended in the air, and many other things. ‘If your men can do this, I shall give to you all the expenditure of my land for thirty years. If not, you must return to me the expenditure of thirty years.’ Indeed, there is nobody who can do this. At that moment Nebuchadnezzar weeps. He beats his head, saying ‘Oh Axiqar! Oh flower of my house! If you could come, you could respond to all these requests. Oh what I have I done to myself? Without asking, speaking or saying anything, I had you killed. You were the administrator of my land.’ He wept bitterly. He knelt down on his knees and says ‘Oh God, if only I could see Axiqar even just once again, if only he could meet me again. If only my face could touch his face, that would be enough.’ He says this, he constantly speaks in such a way. The executioner—I used to know his name but have forgotten, he has a very difficult name—said ‘King, be well, I want to tell you something.’ He says ‘What is it? Speak!’ The executioner comes, the servant, the servant of the king, the executioner. He says to him ‘King, be well, I want to tell my sin, to confess it to you. A man who does treachery against his own king, who commits a fault, he commits the fault also against God. There is no difference, against the king or against God. I have committed a fault. If apart from this fault of mine, you find something else against me, kill me. But I want to tell you this thing.’ He says ‘What is it? Speak!’ He says ‘Axiqar is alive. I have not killed him.’ The king is tongue-tied ‘Are you telling lies? Speak! Speak! Speak!’ He says ‘Yes, oh king, be well, I have not killed Axiqar.’ ‘Where is he?’ He said ‘He is alive in such-and-such a place. I have buried him outside his house, but he is alive. So, if you want to kill him, kill him.’ He says ‘Why should I kill him? If he is alive, I shall give you half of my kingdom. Only let my face touch the face of Axiqar.’ The king sits down in the thing, what do they say, that kings sit in? They bring him there. He sees that Axiqar is there. He brings him out (and sees that) Axiqar’s beard is long, he has lost his colour, he has become yellow and all his teeth are ruined. He embraces him and says ‘Oh Axiqar! Oh my life! You are my soul! What has come upon me? Why was I treated treacherously by Natan your son? I did not ask you anything. I did not give you time. Please, forgive me.’ He takes Axiqar out (of the hole) and makes his royal house available for Axiqar. He says ‘I need you (for a certain task). I am waiting for you, that is I want to see you (to talk to you about it).’ Axiqar says ‘Give me time.’ He gives the time to Axiqar, for forty days. He says ‘For forty days eat, drink, wash. Return to yourself a bit, then come to me. I want to talk to you.’
After forty days he goes to the king. He (the king) asks forgiveness from him. He says ‘You are my home. You are my kingdom. You are my life. What should I say? What can I do so that you will forgive me?’ He says ‘Forget it! What has been has been.’ He said ‘Natan your son has done this.’ He said ‘I know.’ He says ‘Pharaoh the king has sent us such-and-such a task. He has demanded of me four or five things. If we do them, we do them (and that’s fine). If we do not do them, I have to give thirty years income of my land to Pharaoh, if I cannot (do them). If I can, he will give it to me.’ Axiqar says ‘Do not think about it. Only give me forty days. I’ll deal with them. What are they?’ He says ‘One of them is that I must erect a house for Pharaoh in the air, which stands in the air.’ There is another one which requires him to make threads of sand. Many such things. Axiqar says to Pharaoh ‘Give me time, do not worry.’ He sends word to his wife—I have said that his wife was very clever—he sends word to his wife asking her to teach two young eagles, to nurture them, raise them and teach them, teach them thus ‘Give bricks, mud, water, give, quickly give, do not stop!’ They also put young children in a basket and the eagles pick them up and take them up into the air. They learn all these things. Everything is done correctly. After forty days Axiqar says to the king ‘Come and see.’ He comes and sees there, he sees that the basket has gone upwards, and there they are crying out ‘Give stones, give bricks, those tiles, bricks, mud and water. Why are you stopping? Give!’ The king is astonished. His is tongue-tied. He says ‘I am in your debt, Axiqar.’ He sends word to Pharaoh (saying) ‘My people are coming.’ Axiqar takes an army together with his servants and they march. Pharaoh has prepared a hotel for Axiqar in order for him to lodge there. He says first of all to Axiqar ‘If I were the moon, what would the people under my command be?’ He says ‘You are the moon and you give the light of the night. They are your workers.’ He says—he puts on a yellow garment—he says ‘What do you compare me to?’ He says ‘I compare you to the sun, the giver of light.’ The next time he wears other clothes. He says—these are white in colour—he says ‘What do you compare these to?’ He says ‘I compare them to stars that shine in the sky.’ He asks him many things. Then he says ‘I pledge you with an oath’ saying “your master—what does he resemble? Your master.”’ He says to Axiqar ‘What does your master resemble? What do you compare him to?’ He says ‘Listen, my master does not need me to speak about him like this. Listen, I’ll speak about him.’ Then he speaks about his master, of Nineveh, Nebuchadnezzar. He says ‘If he says to the sun “stop”, it will stop. If he says “rain”, it will rain. If he says “Stop world”, it will stop.’ He says many things about his king. He says ‘I pledge you with an oath on the head of your master, tell me who you are.’ He says ‘Who are you whom the king has sent?.’ He says ‘I am one of the ants, one of the ants under the foot of the king. I have come to you.’ They speak together about many things. He says ‘Were there no other people that he sent you, an ant, to a king of Egypt?’ Then he pledges him with an oath, he says ‘Tell me, who are you? I pledge you with an oath on the head of your master. Tell me. Who are you?’ He says ‘I am Axiqar.’ When he hears his name Axiqar, Pharaoh dries up on the spot. He knows that he has arranged everything, that everything has turned out well. He says ‘But I had heard that they killed you.’ He said ‘Yes, a man—if it does not please God that something comes about, it does not come about. If something pleases God, it will be. It pleased God to protect me, since Natan my son turned out to be treacherous to me and they wanted to kill me, but God did not permit this, so that I could come here and give you your answer.’ He says ‘Good, go and sleep in your hotel and come tomorrow.’ The next day he comes again. He says ‘What do you want?’ He says ‘I want a building that is in the air.’ He says ‘Fine. Tell your people to prepare mud, tiles, bricks, water, everything. I shall come tomorrow and build a house above.’ Everybody is gathered (saying) that “He will build a house above in the air.” He gives the word to the eagles and says that they should put food and the children into the basket. They go up, until (when) they go up for some time, they are perhaps 1,000 metres above (the ground). From there the children begin to shout ‘Give stones, give water, give clay.’ Axiqar takes (things) from his soldiers and beats them. He says ‘Why have you stopped? Give clay, give water, give stones.’ They say ‘How can we give? How can we give here clay, stones, water? How can we give? How can we give here clay, stones, water? How can we give?’ ‘How do you want me to build here a house for you if you cannot give stones and water?’ They go down and they come (to him). He says ‘Go to your hotel. Tomorrow I want to see you.’ The next day he comes again and says ‘I want a rope, a rope that is this thick. (I want you) to weave for me a rope, weave it for me with sand.’ He thinks and thinks (wondering) what he should do. He makes a casement, a window, and a sun-ray, the sun, what they call a sun-ray comes from there. The sun-ray strikes there. He sprinkles sand. He sprinkles sand there in holes. He twists the sand like this. He says ‘Tell your people to weave it. I have prepared its threads, twisting (them) together. Tell your people to weave it.’ However much they wanted to, they could not. He goes to the hotel. He says ‘Tomorrow I shall see you.’ The next day he comes and says to him ‘I want you to tell me something that nobody in the world has heard but is new.’ Axiqar goes back to his hotel and thinks what he could do. He writes in a book ‘You, Pharaoh, are in debt to the king. Is that true?’ He says ‘He wants to collect your debt from you. Have you heard this?’ He says ‘No, I have not heard.’ He says ‘You are in debt to king Nebuchadnezzar, the king of Nineveh.’ He says ‘No.’ He says ‘But this is new. You are hearing it (now).’ Again also in that he wins, but he tells it rather more elegantly, do you understand? Then he returns to his hotel. He (Pharaoh) says ‘Go and sleep.’ He comes the next day. He says to Axiqar ‘Why did your horses in Nineveh neigh? Our horses here aborted, that is they aborted their young.’ Axiqar goes out. He says to the people with him ‘Take a cat.’ They take the cat. He beats the cat hard and harries it in the street, and it whines. Do you know how a cat whines? People come to the king, they say to Pharaoh ‘Axiqar is laughing at us.’ He has caught a cat in the street and is beating it.’ He sends for him. He comes and enters. He says ‘What has this cat, this animal, done to you? What has it done to you that you beat it so much?’ He said ‘This is a criminal.’ ‘What is its crime?’ He says ‘This king was a rooster to me, who had such a beautiful voice. When he sang, I used to listen. I knew that the king had work for me. I used to go to him. But this cat of yours, he got up from here and went this night and has snapped his neck, then has come back. So I must beat it.’ Pharaoh says to Axiqar ‘What are you saying? Have you gone mad? Have you gone crazy? What are you? How is it that the cat went there on a journey of four-hundred or five-hundred kilometres in one night, snapped off the neck of your rooster and came back, returned and came back?’ He said ‘But if (the distance) is five-hundred or six-hundred kilometres, how is it that the horses of my master neighed there and your horses here aborted?’ Pharaoh understood. He (Axiqar) gave him the (necessary) answer. The answer was that. He gave (the answer) to him. He said ‘Go, God bless you, for God has given you such an intelligence and such a mind.’ He brought to him large amounts of gold, silver, clothes and gave everything to him. He gave to Axiqar the income of the land for thirty years, he loaded it on horses and sent it to the king in Nineveh. They gave word that Axiqar was coming. They came out to meet him. The king came out to meet him. He hugged him round his neck. He kissed him. He was very pleased with him (saying) ‘I shall give you everything you want.’ He said ‘I do not want anything. I have everything. I have everything. I have brought you the income of the land of Pharaoh of Egypt for thirty years. These clothes, this gold, this thing, everything is for you.’ He said ‘Whatever you want I shall give you.’ ‘I do not want anything from you, but hand over my son Natan into my hands. I don’t think he has learnt well the lesson that I gave him some time ago. Hand him over into my hands. I shall give him another lesson.’ He says ‘Take this Natan into your hands. Do whatever you like to him. Nobody will speak.’ Natan sees that his father is alive and his heart splits (with fear). He is afraid, he sees he is alive. Yes. He takes Natan and brings him home. The things that he had previously told him ‘Be good, be loving, be merry, be like this’—he had brought him up like this and spent a lot of money on him—he had taught him a lot, he had loved him, as a father (loves) a son—this time he said to him ‘I taught you to be good, but you were bad to me. I made you a man, but you trampled on me. I put you in the royal household, but you put me in the ground. I brought you into money, into a position, that is a (high) rank, a rank whereby you came into the royal household, but you put me in the rank of execution, of death. Your mother brought you up, but you wanted to be with her like a husband. You beat all the servants.’ He says many, many things to him. That is, he says to him (that he did) the opposite of what he had said to him previously. Natan says to him ‘Please, you are merciful, you are loving, you have been a father to me. Be the same father to me again.’ He says ‘Not again. That father has gone. Now another father has come, whose son you are like. God will hold a court (and judge) between me and you. A court. Do you know what a court is? He seizes Natan and binds him. He gives him bread and water in rations. Hardly had three days past, when Natan begins to swell, he swells, he swells boom! He explodes. Natan dies. That is (the story) of Axiqar.